ABOUT TEOTWAWKI

TEOTWAWKI – The End of the World as We Know It

Welcome to TEOTWAWKI Online! We’re not just a survival brand ~ we’re a movement. We believe survival isn't about fear; it’s about attitude. When the world throws its worst at you, attitude is 99% of the battle. The other 1%? Practicality, resilience, & a good sense of humor!


At TEOTWAWKI, we’ve built something unique: survival gear infused with inspiration, dad jokes, and faith. This isn’t just about staying alive—it’s about living with purpose. We take on TEOTWAWKI situations (The End of the World as We Know It) with a mindset that every challenge is an obstacle course created by God, and the winners get to hang with the Father for eternity.


What We Do

We’re here to prepare you mentally, physically, and spiritually for any crisis life throws at you. Our collections merge practicality with faith, humor, and that warrior mentality. From our TEOTWAWKI Collection ~ focused on real survival gear and resilience ~ to our 12 Commandments Collection, which speaks to living with honor and purpose in today’s world.

Why Attitude Matters

When it feels like the end of the world, the right mindset is your greatest weapon. A positive attitude keeps you moving, keeps you fighting, and, most importantly, keeps you laughing. Our gear is designed to remind you that as long as you keep your head up and your faith strong, nothing can truly beat you. It's not just about having the tools to survive—it's about having the attitude to thrive.

Collections to Equip You for Life

We’ve got a growing lineup of collections that tackle both life and survival with a fearless attitude:

  • TEOTWAWKI COLLECTION: For those who know survival is about more than stockpiling ~ it's about purpose.
  • 12 COMMANDMENTS COLLECTION: Basic instructions before leaving Earth, inspired by eternal truths.
  • REAL MEN OF TEOTWAWKI COLLECTION: Where humor and rugged masculinity collide for those embracing the end times with strength.

And many more coming soon!

Let’s Have Fun (While Prepping for the Worst)

Surviving isn't just about preparing for doomsday ~ it's about having a reason to fight every day. Whether it's through our faith-based gear, rugged apparel, or a good ol’ dad joke, we’re here to make sure you’re ready for anything life throws your way. Because when the going gets tough, the tough... crack a joke and keep going!

Join us, and let’s laugh, live, and survive together ~ one challenge at a time.